
My brain, that is. I first noticed it about six months ago when I started doing things like pouring orange juice into my cereal bowl. There are days I don't notice my shirt is on backwards until I'm getting ready for bed, and heaven forbid I actually turn the oven on before dinner's been in there for an hour, not cooking.
I used to think I was a relatively intelligent person, at least the three little bonus words on my diploma suggest something to that effect. Now I have trouble remembering how to spell the word "scissors." The other day, the phrase: ..."Cambodia, or some other South American country..." actually came out of my mouth. How embarrassing.
It's not just spelling and geography; my common sense is completely shot, too. Apparently, honey bears are not microwavable. And microfiber throw pillows really do melt in the dryer, in case you were wondering.
There are at least two or three more anecdotes I intended to include in this post, but for the life of me, I can't remember what they were...








